And then hopped off into the distance all teeth and ears. And as I watched his cute little fluffy tale bound out of sight I decided I no longer love that bunny the way I thought I did last Thursday. Back then it was all excitement and frivolity, in fact I’d go as far as saying I was once suffering from what was swiftly proven to be a preemptive case of F.O.M.O. (fear of missing out). I missed out on nothing and instead involved everything in large quantities.

There are a few key phrases in life that should generally be avoided if you want to keep your size 10’s out your mouth. “I didn’t know you were expecting!” to a content winter-weighted woman, is the classic example – and one that I’m sure has been inadvertently blabbed by an unknowing (and guaranteed baby free) individual in this slightly confusing and fast moving baby-booming town. But a close second to baby faux pas comes the evil dog offender. In a town filled with child, dog and snow appreciators you have to watch your words on a variety of hot topics.