Nothing like a Christmas Crotch Commercial

Or of course, if your other half isn't in need of new man knickers, you could simply order your gravestone to get ahead of the game this Christmas.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18928_the-12-most-unintentionally-disturb...

Such ideas are almost as bad as the advertising agency husband in Bewitched. I clearly remember him being a complete idiot.