I'm taking early retirement

As I prepare myself mentally for a week of geriatric golf playing in Florida with both sets of parents and then some, I found a highly topical resource. A resource that reminded me what old people are like, how they function, why they are as ridiculous as they are and most importantly...how to best deal with them without starting to display geriatric signs yourself.

http://www.hellsgeriatrics.co.uk/humour.htm

So if you too have a forthcoming engagement with some old people, have a read. I particularly like the "10 love making tips for seniors", "Getting Old", "The perks of being over 50" and particularly apt, "Florida Seniors".

Of course, I also had to read "Depressed? You might be British". I'd prefer to be called 'rather quaint and charming' thanks.