God Bless the Royals
It seems it's not just commercials that are filled with Brits, every trashy mag at the grocery store checkout is sporting "The Truth Behind Kate Middleton". I've had a nosy whilst waiting to spend yet another $60 on pretty much nothing and my favourite point is the fact that she supposedly is a "commoner" (said in a deep posh voice by someone with no chin and lots of teeth).
Her family of "new money" (said in a jealous half whisper with nose slightly turned up) isn't good enough for some. But what really pushed the critics over the edge and nearly gave Queenie a heart attack, was the sighting of her Mother chewing gum at a polo match. "Heavens!" (said in a horrified squawk, hand clutched to large bosom).
All I can say is, I'd hate to see the reaction I'd get from my farmer's blow.
(In case of confusion, here's a definition http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=farmer%27s+blow)