Dutiful or Dumb?

Facebook has some weird groups, but this one killed me as I'm one of the 346,991 (and counting) people who have done this with every dog I've owned, since a young age.

Endless dramatic falls to the ground, calls for help, fake cries or spasms however have created little reaction. In fact no dog that I've dutifully fed, walked or picked up poo for I believe wouldn't rescue me from down a well or even attempt to call for help.


How does your supposed four legged friend react to your amateur dramatics? I think I might become a cat person. Or perhaps it's my acting skills.