Don't shoot your friend in the buttocks

As 2010 comes to a close and you're worried you're loosing your mind during festive excesses, have a read of this.

From cell phone lined coffins, to breaking back into prison, it'll make you instead feel comparatively sane and make you realise that you had a pretty good 2010.

Although if you ever come across an octopus going by the name of Paul, you may want to befriend him and take what he implies seriously.