Coronation Street of Doom

I thought I'd escaped the madness that is Coronation Street, or 'Corrie' as those in the know like to call it. But no, you damn Canadians also love this God awful show. The mere seconds that I endure whilst waiting for The Wheel to come on nearly sends me screaming through the halls.

What's the attraction? Well a man named Tvor will tell you. He's apparently mad, but seemingly harmless. And if you ever miss an episode, panic not, he will sign you up for Corrie updates direct to your inbox. Well I never.

Happy flipping birthday.