Apparently this man has NOT been drinking

Rather that taking the preferred method of transport such as the bat mobile, spun himself a web, or blasted off into outer space with his cape a flutter, he prefers to emerge from a set of shelves and proceed to aimlessly wander the streets.

Whereas his more familiar counterpart called Batman would have located the criminal and punished him suitably, this 'hero' instead seems to prefer the role of eternal witness, who, in his relatively short career has been stabbed and held at gunpoint. And apparently he is not alone, there are more caped crusaders on the loose.

Not sure what that says about Seattle or about the fate of this poor morsel, but I wish him the best of luck.