2 parts Vodka
1 part Apple Schnapps
1 part Ginger Ale
Splash of Lime Juice
Garnish: Apple Slice
Shake all ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into a chilled martini glass and garnish with apple slice.
Tim Horton’s holiday cups
Calling a cab
Eco friendly gift wrapping
Boardstiff’s Video Contest
Fernie Ski Card
December Playlist by Poison Apple Tattoo
Wake Up - Suicide Silence
Dr. Doom - The Acacia Strain
Gods Of War Arise - Amon Amarth
Tooth Grinder - Animosity
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse - The Black Dahlia Murder
Homewrecker - Converge
MVP - Despised Icon
Death Is The Answer - Early Man
Wanderlust - Every Time I Die
Unfurling The Darkened Gospel - Job For A Cowboy
Night Crawler - Judas Priest
Dreaming In Dog Years - The Red Chord
Evil Never Dies - Toxic Holocaust
Make Them Suffer - Cannibal Corpse
This Will Outlive Us - Darkest Hour
A Call For Blood - Hatebreed
Circle Of Cysquatch - Mastodon
Last Minute. It’s 9pm, you are on your way to a Secret Santa party or that obligatory holiday gathering. #@*! You forgot a gift! Here are some emergency gift measures you can take after hours in Fernie:
1. 7-Eleven. Scratch’n’Wins are a sure bet for smiles!
2. Any open restaurants. Ask the busy server nicely for a gift certificate.
3. Overwaitea and Extra Foods. Floral departments are at easy access, grab a bunch and go!
4. Liquor stores. A bottle of wine will always get you points!
5. The Re-Gift!
Advice from Chan’s Mom.
How do I get my man to take notice of what I really want for Christmas?
Cathy says, “Men are not mind readers and they’re practical thinkers. Men also aren’t able to catch on when you are being vague. Basically you have to come right out and tell them what you want. Circle it in the catalogue and hand it to them or put it on hold at the shop and tell him where to pick it up. It’s not the most romantic way but it will ensure you won’t open up an electric can-opener - which did happen to Aunt Patsy. She opened it up and threw it at him.”
(Cathy and Roger have been married 30 years)
Bubble Note #1
Note to All Christmas Orphans!
Remember to call back home BEFORE you start drinking.
Bubble Note #2
DJ Friendly Fire resumes his post at the Brickhouse Underground Saturday nights only all this winter season. This is where you come to dance and wave your hands in the air. No UFC in a 1.5 block radius!
Chantel, “What do DJs eat for breakfast?”
DJ Friendly Fire, “Dinner.”
How to Receive Gifts - In case they turn out to be crappy ones.
A Step-by -Step Guide with Marie and Rhys!
Look very interested and excited at the gift.
Grow your eyeballs with excitement as you unwrap the gift.
Drop your shoulders, make eye contact with a loving and concerned gaze and exclaim, “Oh you shouldn’t have!”
Follow up with a hug. Hide your disappointment
Remember, it’s the thought that counts!