Freelance Writer
Abi is a random with an accent and a lot to say. A troublesome combination at the best of times. And through recent investigation, it’s become apparent that a lot of what she's shared since her arrival in Fernie town has fallen on deaf ears. She's thought those glazed stares, untimely nods of agreement, having to repeat herself four times before entirely giving up and answers of “yes dear” were normal.
Perhaps you have been lucky enough to endure her garbled tales, the occasional bout of British sarcasm or potty mouth, unable to decipher her latest chronicle that tends to start off in the middle and stop short of the ending? And for that she can only apologize. The reason is, she gets incredibly excited and has great trouble staying on topic. This perhaps medical condition is not going away and neither is her accent.
So it’s time to set the record straight. And with her trusty steed - or elderly dog that isn’t actually hers but who seems to fully comprehend Abi when she waves a poo bag at him and mutters walk - she brings you “Dog & Blog”. A combination of her somewhat ranting chat in writing - a far more comprehensible form - and “Dear Diggs”, offering you the chance to email in with your dilemmas, ensuring a comprehensible, fool proof and 100% guaranteed* solution to your problems. He is a wealth of knowledge and compassion, waiting to help lost souls conquer love, work, destiny, finances and general gripes.
Contact the old fella at: deardiggs@hotmail.com.
*Diggs is a 77yr old mutt, with a great passion for treats and dog butt, but with a limited attention span and minimal comprehension of the real world, so accepting no liability for his responses or grammatical errors. It’s also hard to type with claws, reduced vision and no opposing thumbs.